Duke: Mom someone is knocking
( I answer the door, it's a box of wine that I have to blog about )
Duke: What is that?
Me: Wine
Duke: What, are you an alcoholic?
Me: What, why?
Duke: When people drink, they turn PSYCHO
Duke: Mom, you have to return it
Me: I have to blog about it
Duke: No. Return it. Daddy is not Pauly D and you are not Snooki
Me: (LAUGHING)
Duke: Serious. If you don't, you will have to leave our home and I'll watch Omie.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm dying over here.
The funny thing is Chris & I rarely drink. We babysit drinks.
We have teenagers and Duke catches on so before you judge us remember how much you knew when you were a kid that you didn't find out from your parents.
Labels: Alcoholic, Duke, Kids, Psycho, Snooki, Things Duke Says, Wine
