There are 3 fortune teller machines at Disneyland and I found them all! Fortune Red lives in New Orleans Square, right on Royal Street. Put your quarter in the machine and Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life For Me) starts playing while Fortune Red points to his map. I get giddy when the fortune card comes out. And since this was my first one ever from Fortune Red, I was extra giddy! Fortune Red's fortunes are in pirate speak, here's what mine said:
Impressed ye be with the uniqueness o' the Magic Kingdom. 'Tis yer creative nature what gives ye an appreciation for such artistic details. Aye, but ye sails a course charted on detachment and ye signs articles with no one. 'Bout ship, matey, this here cruise be on the wrong tack. There be trusted lubbers standin' by to help chart this creative talent and arrange fo'c'sle councils with important patrons. Do no repel them. Mark well me words, matey: Solitude be a pleasant port to visit, but a lonely place to stay.
The back of my fortune card had pirate flag descriptions, a bloody red flag meant: No mercy. Aye!
Do you have a favorite fortune teller machine? Have you met Shrunken Ned yet? Check back for my post on my favorite, Esmeralda!
Labels: Disneyland, Fortune Red, Fortune Teller Machines, New Orleans Square, Pirates